10 Election Day Jokes to tell after you finish voting

The presidential race is neck and neck between Vice President Kamala Harris and Former President Donald Trump, maybe causing you stress as Election Day approaches. So below are 10 never-heard-before jokes that relate to the 2024 Election to help you stop biting your nails to start laughing.

1. Politicians are like donuts, there’s many flavors but the only one good for you is none of them.
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2. What did Trump say after the bullet grazed his ear?
   
   “Guess I have a new hole for my AirPods!”
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3. What’s Kamala Harris’s favorite workout? 
   
   Cross-examination training.
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4. Why do Republicans wear MAGA hats?
   
   Because it helps them remember how to read.
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5. Why do politicians and ATMs have so much in common?
   
   They only work if you’ve got enough cash to keep them running!
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6. What’s the difference between Election Day and a Netflix binge?
   
   People actually clear their schedule for Netflix.
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7. What do most Americans and the President have in common?
   
   Each has a cabinet, except mine has snacks that actually look good.
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8. Why is a politician’s speech like a sandwich?
   
   Because they’re full of baloney!
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9. What did Kamala Harris say to most of the people that she put in jail?
   
   “Don’t worry, gentlemen, I’ll be brief—unlike your upcoming sentences!”
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10. Why does Joe Biden always carry a pencil?
    
    In case he needs to sign the Declaration of Independence again.